We do not know why the king went into the cave. Was he hiding? Seeking solitude? Was he meeting a lover? Or an envoy of his neighbour to negotiate a transfer of power? Was he fed up of being a king? I once asked my nursemaid and she told me it was better not to know. I disagreed with her. It’s always better to know…
Engrossing YA -Jo Danilo’s ‘The Curtain Twitcher’s Handbook’
It means so much to get a review like this after years of nagging from the little pixie of self-doubt … More
The Curtain Twitcher’s Handbook: Tip #4
Your own personal God of Curtain-Twitching should only provide advice on the subject of curtains. If he starts to interfere in other aspects of your life you should be wary and seek independent advice. In extreme circumstances it may be wise to change your curtains.
The Curtain Twitcher’s Handbook: Tip #3
In a life-saving situation it is acceptable for the Curtain-Twitcher to give away their position. The person being saved will be so grateful they will forget to be suspicious.
The Curtain Twitcher’s Handbook: Tip #2
Tip No.2 – The Importance of a Darkened Room
The Curtain Twitcher’s Handbook: Tip #1
A short guide to the art of curtain-twitching.