“Just one question,” asked Mab. “Where will I be?” “You will be looking after my horse,” replied Lady Christina, briskly. … More
There are hundreds of petitions from the villagers to the Lord of Blackwood (via his Castellan), begging him do something to make their village a safer place. The Castellan does not even pass many of them on.
All the battles and triumphs between then and now seemed suddenly irrelevant, for this… this was the Black Wood…
The Killer Carriage and Unlucky John Swift, from ‘The Blackwood Crusade’
We’ve been using this diversionary tactic invented by Guy Garderobe for centuries. Here’s the story behind it.